The Permission Slip, The September Cheat Code, and Reclaiming Your First Name

You survived ninety-eight consecutive days of summer camp carpools and damp towels on the bathroom floor. Now the house is silent, and you have a brief golden window before fall sports and holiday chaos take over. Here is your official permission slip to leave the kids behind for a 2-to-4-night high-low luxury reset within three hours of St. Louis.