Skip the overpriced Valentine's Day menus and the freezing Midwest winter. Next February, we are making maritime history. Join the "Follow the Goose" Circle on the Resilient Lady for Virgin Voyages' historic, first-ever four-ship fleet meetup in the Caribbean. Exclusive Gaggle perks, free onboard credit, and balcony hammocks await. Let's get you out of the cold.

I am not a cruise person. In fact, being trapped on a floating mall with thousands of people is my literal nightmare. After a recent "nickel-and-dime" disaster on a mass-market ship, I swore them off forever—until I found the exception. Here is my honest review of the adults-only, anti-cruise line that actually meets the "Goose Standard." (Hint: It involves a hammock and a Tomahawk steak).